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pyare bete
hamesha yaad rakhna
hamara mulk
duniya ka sab se pyara mulk hai
hamara mazhab
sab se sachcha mazhab hai
aur ye bhi yaad rakhna
apne mulk se
aur ahl-e-mazhab se
jis qadar mumkin ho
dur rahna chahiye

KHamir mera uTha wafa se

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khamir mera utha wafa se
wajud mera faqat haya se
kuchh aur bojhal hua mera dil
ghuti hui dard ki faza se
baras pade hasraton ke baadal
nazar pe chhai hui ghata se
hai wahshaton ka safar musalsal
badha junun hijr ki saza se
hatheliyon par na rach saki wo
jo nam likkha tera hina se
bana gai tum ko aur chanchal
jhuki jo meri nazar haya se
gulon pe ek be-khudi si chhai
chaman mein bahki hui saba se
hai wajd kyun shakh-e-gul pe tari
lipat ke jhumi wo kyun hawa se
mahak ki kirnen chaman mein raqsan
gulab ki reshmi qaba se
kali ko chuma gulon ko nocha
kisi ne simab si ada se
hai to masiha to kar mudawa
hai soch zakhmi teri jafa se
wahi ada be-niyaziyon ki
to kaam kab tak na lun ana se
yaqin kaise karun main 'bano'
sukun kya de saken dilase

Killer shayaris are back Using ur brain is strictly

Killer shayaris are back

using ur brain is strictly,

v.strictly prohibited

1.) mehbooba ke pyaar mein mar gaya peter,

hero honda splendor 80km/litre

2.) ipl ke matches dekh ke logon ko maza aaraha hain,

12 saal se cid ka daya ek hi qualis chala raha hain

3.) na jaan na pehchaan, tu mera mehmaan,

and the award goes to a.r.rehman.

4.) manchester united mein khelta hain rooney

acp pradhuymann ne kaha " aakhir chahta kya hain khooni"

5.) kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,

diagram galat ho gaya, rubber de rubber

6.) teri adao pe main waari waari..

dial 139 for railway enquiry.

7.) na jine ki aarzu na marne ka khauf..

the number you are trying is currently switched off.

8.) apne gamo ko bas dil me daba lo.

naya godrej powder hair dye,bas kaato gholo aur laga lo.

9.) yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak .

cameraman praful ke saath deepak chaurasia aaj tak..

10.) mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..

mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padtahai apne kharche par kabooo..

ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano ramesh babu

11.) mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan..

lifebuoy hai jahan tandurusti hai wahan

12.) blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna

blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna

basanti in kuton ke samne mat nachna .

13.) yashomati maiyya se bole nandlala

yashomati maiyya se bole nandlala maa,

tata sky laga daala to life jhingalala ..!!

14.) romeo ne juliet se kaha ek sach..

romeo ne juliet se kaha ek sach..

asali masale sach sach mdh ..mdh !

15.) 1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss

1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss

mutual funds are subjected to market risks

16.) aatma chhod gayii shareer puraana

aatma chhod gayii shareer puraana ..

didi tera devar deewana ..

17.) naach bulbul naach, tujhe paisa milega

hum cid se hai,koi apne jagah se nahi hilega..