GREAT SARDARS !! Interviewer: what is your birth date

Great sardars !!

interviewer: what is your birth date?
sardar: 13th october
which year?
sardar: oye ullu ke pathe___ every year

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manager asked sardar at an interview.
can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
sardar replyed: -p-o-s-t-b-o-x.



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after returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
do i look like a foreigner?
wife: no! why?
sardar: in london a lady asked me are you a foreigner?


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one tourist from u.s.a. asked sardar:
any great man born in this village???
sardar: no sir, only small babies!!!

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lecturer: write a note on gandhi jayanthi
so sardar writes, "gandhi was a great man, but i don't know who is jayanthi.


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interviewer: just imagine you are on the3rd floor, it caught fire
and how will you escape?
sardar: its simple. i will stop my imagination!!!

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sardar: my mobile bill how much?
call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
sardar: stupid, not current bill my mobile bill.

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sardar: i think that girl is deaf..
friend: how do u know?
sardar: i told i love her, but she said her chappals are new

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friend: i got a brand new ford ikon for my wife!
sardar: wow!!! that's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!

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sardar in airplane going 2 bombay ..
while its landing he shouted: " bombay .. bombay "
air hostess said: "b silent."
sardar: "ok.. ombay. ombay"

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teacher: "what is common between jesus, krishna , ram, gandhi and budha?"
sardar: "all are born on government holidays...!!!

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sir: what is difference between orange and apple?
sardar: color of orange is orange, but color of apple is not apple
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