Hawas bhari shayari -

mere hontho se tere hontho ko geela kar du
tere hontho ko main aur bhi raseela kar du

tu is qadar pyaar kare k pyaar ki
inteha ho jaaye
tere hontho ko choos kar tujhe
aur bhi joshila kar du :d:d

---
ustad emraan harami

Shayaro ki mehfil me baat chali ek deewane ki
din raat jalne wale ek pagal parwane ki
maine socha koi aur hoga ye sirfira
dekha to ungli meri taraf uthi zamane ki

Zindagi ne kiye hain bahut se sitam
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teri kasam
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shayari khatam
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dekho dus ka dum
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paayal baje cham cham
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mobile mein balance kam
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raat ko dikhta hai kam
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p.j. kyun nahi ho raha khatam
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do you believe in pichla janam
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mere dil mein hain bahut saare gham
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haddi mazboot karta hai
calcium
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shakespeare ka pehla naam tha william
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daanth kharab karta hai chewing gum
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exam mein marks aate hain
minimum .
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hum khe
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hum khelte hain maximum
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explain the following
term
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main peeta nahi whiskey,
beer ya rum
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hum dil de chuke sanam
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khushi ke baad aata hai gum
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coffee me pite cheeni kam
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dukh me peete hai whisky aur rum
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pak me chalte hai goli our bum.
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china dikhata hai apna dum.
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ye kis p.j me phaans gaye hum
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diga diga dum dum
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lo p.j khatam
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vande matram......

Ajab hunar hai mere haath me shayari likhne ka...

main apni barbaadiya likhta hu...
aur log wah-wah karte hain..!

Phool nahi hum kaanton main baste hai
khushi nahi hum gum main bhi haste hai
shayari karna aasan nahi dost
dil ke dard se shayar bante hai!

Jahan tera kissa ho wahan baat meri ho,
sab dushwar din mere par khushnumaan raat teri ho,
tu rehta hai har sakhsh k dil mein,
lekin tu rakhe sirf mujhe apne dil mein
wo zaat meri ho,
tu basaaye mujhe dil mein apne teri mehrabani hai,
main tujhe samaa sakoon apni shayari mein,
itni auqaat meri ho,
tu chore agar ye jahan bina mere toh,
teri qabr ki raakh meri ho