Zindagi Ne Kiye Hain Bahut Se Sitam

Zindagi ne kiye hain bahut se sitam . . . teri kasam . . . shayari khatam . . . dekho dus ka dum . . . paayal baje cham cham . . . mobile mein balance kam . . . raat ko dikhta hai kam . . . p.j. kyun nahi ho raha khatam . . . do you believe in pichla janam . . . mere dil mein hain bahut saare gham . . . haddi mazboot karta hai calcium . . . shakespeare ka pehla naam tha william . . . daanth kharab karta hai chewing gum . . . exam mein marks aate hain minimum . . . hum khe . . . hum khelte hain maximum . . . explain the following term . . . main peeta nahi whiskey
beer ya rum . . hum dil de chuke sanam . . khushi ke baad aata hai gum . . . coffee me pite cheeni kam . . . dukh me peete hai whisky aur rum . . . . pak me chalte hai goli our bum. . . . china dikhata hai apna dum. . . . ye kis p.j me phaans gaye hum . . . diga diga dum dum . . . lo p.j khatam . . . vande matram......