ho gae nakaam to pachhtaen kya
doston ke samne sharmaen kya

ho rahe hain fail hum do sal se
ghar mein ja kar apna munh dikhlaen kya

jab kisi surat nahin is se mafar
imtihan ke nam se ghabraen kya

yaad kar len aaj thoda sa sabaq
master sahab ke dande khaen kya

jab guru ji khud nahin samjhe sawal
apne shagirdon ko wo samjhaen kya

padh nahin sakte to shaitani karen
aa gae school mein to jaen kya

aao hum aapas mein kuchh jhagda karen
khel se ab apna dil bahlaen kya

puchhte hain master hum kaun hain
koi batlao ki hum batlaen kya

jab kahin zauq-e-sukhan-fahmi nahin
'kaif' sahab ki ghazal hum gaen kya