main ne kaha ki shahr ke haq mein dua karo
us ne kaha ki baat ghalat mat kaha karo

main ne kaha ki raat se bijli bhi band hai
us ne kaha ki hath se pankha jhala karo

main ne kaha ki shahr mein pani ka qaht hai
us ne kaha ki pepsi cola piya karo

main ne kaha ki car dakaiton ne chhin li
us ne kaha ki achchha hai paidal chala karo

main ne kaha ki kaam hai na koi karobar
us ne kaha ki shairi par iktifa karo

main ne kaha ki sau ki bhi ginti nahin hai yaad
us ne kaha ki raat ko tare gina karo

main ne kaha ki hai mujhe kursi ki aarzu
us ne kaha ki aayat-e-kursi padha karo

main ne kaha ghazal padhi jati nahin sahih
us ne kaha ki pahle rehearsal kiya karo

main ne kaha ki kaise kahi jati hai ghazal
us ne kaha ki meri ghazal ga diya karo

har baat par jo kahta raha main baja baja
us ne kaha ki yun hi musalsal baja karo