Abhi abhi to pyaar ka computer kiya hai chaaloo
aab main dil ki hard disk pe aur kitni files daaloo


apne chehare se ruswaai ka error to hatao
ai jaaneman apne dil ka password to batao


woh to hum hain jo aap ki chahat dil main rakhte hain
warna aap jaise kitney hi softwares bazaar main bikte hain


roz raat ko aap mere sapne main aate ho
mere pyar ko mouse bana ke ungaliyon pe nachaate ho


tere pyar ka email mere dil ko lubhataa hai
par beech main tere baap

Apne school ki sunata hu ek prem kahani...

ek topper the ladki jo the prcentage k rani...

fir...

fir...

fir kya?

hmne patali,aur fail ho gye maharani..ankii

'gadha b jo na khahey wo ghas ho tum

stupid idiot bakwas ho tum

52 jokeron wali tash ho tum

insan b 3rd class ho tum

par jo b ho yaar
dost bohat khas ho tum.'

'hum phool hai gulab ke
chameli ka naa samjho,
hum aashiq hai tumhare
apni saheli ka naa samjho?'

'ejazat ho to tere chehray ko g bhar k dekh hun
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muddat hui hai in aankhon ne koi beghairat nhi dekha! :d'

Jindagi behaal hai,
sur hai naa taal hai,
msgbox bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hadtal hai,
yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri,
mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai…