Unhone arz kiya : mehfil me hamare joote kho gye to hum ghar kaise jayenge?

hamne kaha aap sairi to suru kijiye..

itne milenge ki aap gin nahi payenge=d

Juice peene ka maza cup mein nahin glass mein hota hai,

greeting card dene ka maza gharwali ko nahin saali ko hota hai.

Unki gaali ke chakkar kaat te kaat te,kutte humaare yaar ho gaaye,
unki gaali ke chakkar kaat te kaat te,kutte humaare yaar ho gaaye,
woh to humhe naa mili..................
magaar hum kutton ke sardaar ho gaaye!!!

Mat nikalo mera janaza oski
gali se

dosto.
warna oski amma kahengi?
kameena marte marte b ek chakar laga gaya...

Kitchen ghazal:

meri mohabt ko apne dil me dhond lena .
or han! aatay ko achi tarha goond lena! .

mil jae agr pyar to khona nai, . pyaz katty wqt rona nai!.

mujse ruth jane ka bahana acha hy.
thori dair aur pakao gosht abi kacha hy! .

mil k phr khushiyo ko bantna he,
tmatar zara bareek hi katna he!.

log hmari muhbat se jal na jaen,
chawal time pe dekh lena kahin gal na jaen!

kesi lagi ghazal bta dena,
namak km lage to aur mila lena

Itni asani se nahi paya tha apko,
zamane se ladkar apnaya tha apko,
apko kya pata kitne jatan kar hamne,
international zoo se churaya tha aapko..... -) :-d