Main dil ke tukdo ko fir se pahad
Kar lunga, tujhe na dunga dobara
Kabad kar lunga, tu apni sooch
Mere baad tera kya hoga, main
Apni koi naa koi jugaad kar lunga!

Pappu gali me kachra fek kar bajar
Chala gaya jab wapas aaya to dekha
Aas pados ke log gali de rahe the
Kaun kutte ka pilla kachara dala hai
Papu khush ho gaya kachra maine dala
Aur kutte ke bachche ka naam ho gaya.

Zindagi bahut lambi haii girlfriends banate
Chalo, dil mile naa mile hath milaate
Chalo, tajmahal banana tooo bahut
Costly padega, par har year har batch
Me mere yaaro ekk ekk mumtaz banate chalo!

Kabhi khole naa tijoori kaa taala, mera
Sasur jii bada paise waala, arre jaldi
Se kanyadaan kar dooo, sasur jii
Hamara kalyaan kar dooo, beti ke
Sath property mere naam kar dooo,
Dil khush sasur jii meri jaan kar dooo!

Log kahete hain pyar itna bhi mat karo
Ki girl friend sur pe swaar ho jaye,
Lekin main kaheta hoon girl friend
Se itna pyar karo ki girl friend
Ki friend apke sath fraar ho jaye.

Jaindagi Hai To Khwaab Hai
Khwab Hai To Manjile Hai
Manjile Hai To Raste Hai
Raste Hai To Mushkilen
Himmat Hai To Es Em Es Karo!