Killer shayaris are back Using ur brain is strictly

Killer shayaris are back

using ur brain is strictly,

v.strictly prohibited

1.) mehbooba ke pyaar mein mar gaya peter,

hero honda splendor 80km/litre

2.) ipl ke matches dekh ke logon ko maza aaraha hain,

12 saal se cid ka daya ek hi qualis chala raha hain

3.) na jaan na pehchaan, tu mera mehmaan,

and the award goes to a.r.rehman.

4.) manchester united mein khelta hain rooney

acp pradhuymann ne kaha " aakhir chahta kya hain khooni"

5.) kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,

diagram galat ho gaya, rubber de rubber

6.) teri adao pe main waari waari..

dial 139 for railway enquiry.

7.) na jine ki aarzu na marne ka khauf..

the number you are trying is currently switched off.

8.) apne gamo ko bas dil me daba lo.

naya godrej powder hair dye,bas kaato gholo aur laga lo.

9.) yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak .

cameraman praful ke saath deepak chaurasia aaj tak..

10.) mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..

mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padtahai apne kharche par kabooo..

ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano ramesh babu

11.) mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan..

lifebuoy hai jahan tandurusti hai wahan

12.) blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna

blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna

basanti in kuton ke samne mat nachna .

13.) yashomati maiyya se bole nandlala

yashomati maiyya se bole nandlala maa,

tata sky laga daala to life jhingalala ..!!

14.) romeo ne juliet se kaha ek sach..

romeo ne juliet se kaha ek sach..

asali masale sach sach mdh ..mdh !

15.) 1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss

1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss

mutual funds are subjected to market risks

16.) aatma chhod gayii shareer puraana

aatma chhod gayii shareer puraana ..

didi tera devar deewana ..

17.) naach bulbul naach, tujhe paisa milega

hum cid se hai,koi apne jagah se nahi hilega..

Intehai Educational shair arz hain

Intehai educational shair arz hain..

honton py hai lipstick or naina kajal se lais,

neutralization takes place when acid reacts with base,


us k bhai ne mjhy bht peeta,
sin theeta over cos theeta is equal to tan theeta.

kutta bhi apni gali me hota hai king,
noun is the name of persn place or thing.

us ko na rhi mere pyar ki qadar, bus phr mene bhi soch lia is qadar,
two parallel lines can not intersect each other... :-p