Zindagi ne kiye hain bahut se sitam
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teri kasam
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shayari khatam
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dekho dus ka dum
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paayal baje cham cham
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mobile mein balance kam
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raat ko dikhta hai kam
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p.j. kyun nahi ho raha khatam
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do you believe in pichla janam
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mere dil mein hain bahut saare gham
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haddi mazboot karta hai
calcium
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shakespeare ka pehla naam tha william
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daanth kharab karta hai chewing gum
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exam mein marks aate hain
minimum .
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hum khe
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hum khelte hain maximum
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explain the following
term
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main peeta nahi whiskey,
beer ya rum
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hum dil de chuke sanam
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khushi ke baad aata hai gum
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coffee me pite cheeni kam
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dukh me peete hai whisky aur rum
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pak me chalte hai goli our bum.
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china dikhata hai apna dum.
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ye kis p.j me phaans gaye hum
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diga diga dum dum
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lo p.j khatam
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vande matram......