ek urdu ke professor ka beta 'jami'
apni man ko khat likha karta tha hindi mein sada

ek din puchha miyan urdu mein kyon likhte nahin
i urdu don't know sir fakhr se us ne kaha

jab ye puchha padh liya karti hain wo dewnagri
hans ke bola my mammy don't know hindi zara

kis tarah malum hota hai unhen mazmun-e-khat
bola khat padh kar suna deta hai koi dusra

kis zaban mein man tumhein deti hain is khat ka jawab
she hamesha write in urdu mujhe us ne kaha

kaise phir malum hota hai tumhein mazmun-e-khat
bola mujh ko bhi suna deta hai padh kar dusra