hotel mein kal gae to ye socha ki khaen kya
begam se hum ne puchha ki bolen mangaen kya

bolin sikhane ke liye kya ye kaniz hai
hotel mein aa gae hain magar kuchh tamiz hai

hotel ka ehtiram karen kuchh adab karen
lazim hai sab se pahle to meinu talab karen

ungli ke ek ishaare se waiter bhi aa gaya
meinu jo hath mein tha wo mujh ko thama gaya

meinu ko apne samne phir main ne rakh liya
begam ne itni der mein ketchup hadap kiya

chashma laga ke meinu ko jab ghaur se padha
har ek shai ka dam mujhe to laga chadha

begam ko padh ke meinu sunana tha lazmi
ye silsila chalana tha aage hansi-khushi

puchha shurua salad se hum kar len bhagwan
bolin kachar-kachar se pakaenge mere kan

main ne kiya jo dal-fry ka kuchh bayan
bolin ki main to aap se khasi thi khush-guman

thodi bahut karele se raghbat hai aap ko
kahne lagin ki sujhi shararat hai aap ko

jab ye kaha ki bhindi yahan ki laziz hai
bolin bhala batao wo khane ki chiz hai

phir main ne zikr chheda jo palak-panir ka
tadpin wo jaise sher padha main ne 'mir' ka

bolin ki jaante nahin tibbi muamlat
phathri ka khauf rahta hai khane se sag pat

main ne kaha ki gobhi matar kha ke dekh len
bolin ki aisi chizon se parhez hi karen

biryani ka jo zikr kiya ehtimam se
tan-man mein un ke aag lagi is kalam se

farmaya ho chikan ki mutton ki ya beef ki
tarif mat karo kisi jins-e-latif ki

main ne kaha yahan hai bihaari kabab bhi
bolin ki beef karta hai meada kharab bhi

bolin nali nahaari ka sun kar hai la-jawab
cholesterol badhta hai lekin mere janab

main ne kaha kadahi mutton aur chikan ki hai
khurak aaj-kal yahi har mard-o-zan ki hai

bolin ki mirch tez na ho to maza nahin
aur tez mirch khane ka ab hausla nahin

puchha bataiye to sahi donon khaen kya
meinu pada hai samne bolen mangaen kya

bolin uthen yahan se mera hai ye mashwara
chalte hain chal ke khate hain burger kisi jagah