main hun mister internet kar lo apne ghar mein set computer mein rahta hun sab ko welcome kahta hun jo kuchh deta hai college mujh mein bhi hai wo knowledge jo bhi chaho le lo kaam hazir hun main subh-o-sham hota hai jo ghanton mein kar deta hun minton mein bhaarat ho ya pakistan america ho ya japan gudiya aur banti ke nam jab chaho bhejo paigham chhapte hain jo sarhad par mujh par padh lo wo akhbar de kar inter ka exam mujh se puchho tum anjam student ho ya teacher malik ho ya manager sab mere diwane hain mere hi parwane hain mere bare mein sun kar hairat mein hai jadugar