na bach paunga main ki biwiyan donon taraf se hain
mere sar par barasti jutiyan donon taraf se hain

mili hai chor se police mila ghundon se har neta
azal se in mein sajhe-dariyan donon taraf se hain

na ladke ko pasand ladki na ladki ko pasand ladka
magar shadi ki sab tayyariyan donon taraf se hain

dama ki wo mariza hai mujhe khansi ne ghera hai
budhape mein badi majburiyan donon taraf se hain

wo ho sasural ya maika ye kahti hai bahu mujh se
mere kandhe pe zimmedariyan donon taraf se hain

minister hon ki chaprasi wo achchha ho nahin sakta
ki public ke liye makkariyan donon taraf se hain

tarannum hi kuchh aisa tha bichaara kya kare 'wahid'
ki hullad aur nare baziyan donon taraf se hain