ek tha raja mehdi ali khan ek thi us ki rani rani ki ek man thi yani bachcha log ki nani karna khuda ka aisa hua ek roz koi ham-saya raja ke darbar mein ek chhoti si chuhiya laya dekha jab us chuhiya ko hairan hue darbari piti thi wo coca-cola khati thi tarkari angrezi mein baaten kar ke filmi gane gati rang birange dance dikha kar sab ka ji bahlati parde se ye manzar dekha jab rani ki man ne socha ham-sae se le le chuhiya kisi bahane budhiya ne sar pita apna khub kiya wawaila odh liya phir wo dopatta rang tha jis ka maila kahne lagi chilla chilla kar raja teri duhai ye hai mera chor ki is ne meri bhains churai chhin lo is se bhainsen meri aur munh par maro chanta dekho dekho sukh ke meri bhainsen hui hai kanta raja mehndi ali khan jo the rajaon ke raja kaam na kuchh bhi karte aathon-pahar bajate baja garaj ke bole o mardud bata kyun bhains churai hum ne to us bhains ke aage barson bin bajai raja ki ye baat suni to kahne laga ham-saya jiye wo sas ki chuhiya ko bhi jis ne bhains banaya raj hai tera is nagri mein khub saza de mujh ko aql badi ya bhains bas itni baat bata de mujh ko