hazaron sal se aurat
hiqarat galiyan aur thokaren sahti rahi hai

hazaron sal se har sans par marti rahi hai
ab bhi har ghar mein

ye zinda dafn hoti hai
magar is mein khabar ki baat hi koi nahin hai

tumhaari jamia punjab ki hadtal ka ye chautha hafta hai
zamin-daron ne phir kuchh auraton ko

ganw mein banduq par nanga nachaya hai
unhen galiyon mohallon mein phiraya hai

kahin lahore mein ba-rish ladkon ne
professor ko pita hai

ye khabren apni byte kho chuki hain
purani aur farsuda kahani ho chuki hain

unhen andar kahin par ek column tin line ki jagah de do
jawan aurat ki galti lash

kude se mili hai
us ko thoda chat-pata kar do

likho sattrah baras ki gandumi ladki
jise insan ne nocha

jise kutton ne khaya
aur police ne qabr mein dala

khabar ye ban gai hai
is khabar ko panch column chaukhate mein dal kar chhapo

aur is ke sath sadti lash ki
taswir bhi de do

kai din se karachi khun ki holi nahin khela
bahut akhbar phika hai

kahin se koi dahshat-gard daku aur qatil
dhund kar lao

kahin ho khauf ka chaska
kahin koi scandal ho

kahin par jins ki tazlil hoti ho
kahin par maskh lashe hon

kahin par khun ki bu ho
hukumat agle hafte hi gira denge

bayan hizb-e-mukhalif ka hai
ye shah-surkhi laga do yani peshani saja do

hukumat chor hai khain hai
sara mulk tanha kha rahi hai kitne barson se

wo sare khel mein
ab hum ko bari de

ki hum bhi to karodon kharch kar ke hi numainde bane the
hum kahan jaen

bahut mazbut hai apni hukumat
hil nahin sakti

abhi se tum ko kursi mil nahin sakti
use bhi sath utni hi jagah de do

kisi ne aaj phir masjid pe bam phenka
namazi khun mein ghaltan

scope achchha hai
ye pura quarter page le lega

kisi mazdur par chhat aa giri hai
aur kisi ne khud-kushi ki hai

kisi vip ne chhink mari hai
ye sah column

wo do column
yahan par cartoon aa jaega

aur lash us kone mein fit hogi
ye baqi ishtihaaron ki jagah makhsus rakkhi hai

mubarakbaad hai aur sale hai
aur ek tender hai

khushi ka raaz hai
barqi clinic hai

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mujhe ab dusra safha dikha do