ghar-damadi kar ke main ne khud ko liya janjal mein dal
main samjha tha aish karunga lekin jina hua muhaal

naukar hun damad nahin hun karta hun ghar ke sab kaam
thakan se haal kharab hai mera pila ho gaya man ka lal

sas mujhe jab sab ke samne mua nikhattu kahti hai
tab mera dil kahta hai ja us ke gale mein phanda dal

jab bhi us ke samne jaun nak aur bhanwen chadhati hai
mujh se bas itna kahti hai ja aur ja kar dal ubaal

zara si bhi ghalati kar dun to mauqa use mil jata hai
mar ke chanta kar deti hai gal mera wo lal gulal

us ki baaton se jalta hai dil aur mujh se kahta hai
is dafa use khana de to is mein thoda kuchla dal

dal to dun main kuchla lekin police mujhe nahin chhodegi
judge bhi bas itna hi kahega pakda kyon gaya mere lal