mammy khafa hain un ki sunta nahin hai montu
papa ko hai shikayat padhta nahin hai montu

aur montu miyan ab hairan se khade hain
sun sun ke dant un ke to kan pak gae hain

ho phantom ki tan tan ya tarzan ke qisse
kya kya nahin padha hai kya kya nahin wo padhte

aur is pe ye shikayat padhta nahin hai kuchh bhi
padhna nahin to kya hai had hai zyaadti ki

kam aae hain jo number aisa bhi kya hua hai
har bar aao awwal ye kis jagah likha hai

apni taraf se parcha likha tha thik yun to
examiner se shayad kuchh bhul ho gai ho

itna bhi kya bigadna kya fail ho gae hain
is imtihan se aage sau imtihan pade hain

kya montu miyan hain sab log dekh lenge
har imtihan mein awwal ab aa ke hum rahenge

mammy saheliyon mein bantengi tab mithai
jo aaj dantte hain denge wo kal badhai

khush ho ke ek ek se kahte phirenge papa
ye apna montu to lakhon mein ek nikla