apne teacher ko nachaen to maza aa jae
un ki ainak ko churaen to maza aa jae

un ke dande ko chhupaen to maza aa jae
aaj ji bhar ke sataen to maza aa jae

kaun sa din hai jo teacher ne nahin mara hai
hum ne har kaam kiya phir bhi to phatkara hai

un ka ghussa hai ki dahka hua angara hai
aag mein aag lagaen to maza aa jae

munh pe chante bhi diye hum ne banaya murgha
hum ne school se har roz ye tamgha paya

kitne jallad hain teacher are allah allah
hum bhi munh un ka chadhaen to maza aa jae

wo padhate hain to ausan khata hote hain
haq padhai ke ye dushwar ada hote hain

hum agar rote hain phir aur khafa hote hain
aaj un ko bhi rulaen to maza aa jae

un ki kursi pe chalo aao patakhe bandhen
jab wo aaen to patakhon ka tadapna dekhen

hum bhi shagird-e-sitam-gar hain itna manen
pichhe pichhe hi bhagaen to maza aa jae

un ki jo chiz hai chupke se chhupa den aao
pan bidi ki jo dibiya hai uda den aao

hum shararat ke nae jal bichha den aao
wo kisi jal mein aaen to maza aa jae

wo agar samne aa jaen to mil kar chikhen
wo kahen chup raho hum aur bhi hans kar chikhen

aur wo aankhen dikhaen to akad kar chikhen
un ko diwana banaen to maza aa jae