hum sada dafliyan bajate hain
sari duniya ko warghalate hain

aur sab ko chughad banate hain
ghaib ki baat hum batate hain

munfarid aur be-badal hain hum
han miyan intellectual hain hum

tang girne se tut jae to
aankh mirchon se phut jae to

aql ka sath chhut jae to
sar pe dasan ka boot jae to

hum atarid wahin aur zohal hain hum
han miyan intellectual hain hum

apni bhondi khirad ko bahlaen
khub sabun se us ko nahlaen

pyar se us ki pith sahlaen
aur sahil pe us ko tahlaen

sar-ba-sar aql ka khalal hain hum
han miyan intellectual hain hum

hum ki bas ek waqt khate hain
shaal kashmir se mangate hain

shawe khud hath se banate hain
chae main kuchh nahin milate hain

be-muhaba hain bar-mahal hain hum
han miyan intellectual hain hum

dosto munh hamara kala ho
gar kabhi sar mein tel dala ho

ya kahin chaal ko sambhaala ho
hum ko dekhe jo aankh wala ho

ba-in-andaz ba-amal hain hum
han miyan itellectual hain hum

hum ki sukhe hue shajar ki tarah
ek uljhi hui nazar ki tarah

sakht sukhi hui matar ki tarah
kisi mashuq ki kamar ki tarah

jis mein pani nahin wo nal hain hum
han miyan intellectual hain hum

hum hain expert chaalbazi mein
doctor jazba-e-majazi mein

dastaras hum ko dil-nawazi mein
aur ma hain jalsazi mein

maddi ilm ka jabal hain hum
han miyan intellectual hain hum

kaam karte nahin akadte hain
baat be-baat hum jhagadte hain

hath munh dho ke pichhe padte hain
raste hi mein dhar pakadte hain

do-piyaza hain birbal hain hum
han miyan intellectual hain hum