jab class se teacher jate hain to kitni masarrat hoti hai
hum mil kar shor machate hain to kitni masarrat hoti hai

chhutti ki ijazat milte hi hum jail ke ek qaidi ki tarah
school se bahar aate hain to kitni masarrat hoti hai

jis waqt padhate hain teacher dil kitna pareshan hota hai
lekin jab khel khilate hain to kitni masarrat hoti hai

jab hum ko kisi picnic ke liye school ki jaanib se aksar
ustad kahin le jate hain to kitni masarrat hoti hai

darje mein padhate waqt aksar jab mere sawalon par yaro
ustad bhi chakkar khate hain to kitni masarrat hoti hai

bazar se ja kar mere liye har mah mere pyare papa
bachchon ka risala late hain to kitni masarrat hoti hai

in darsi kitabon mein hum ko kuchh lutf nahin milta lekin
jab 'kaif' ki nazmen gate hain to kitni masarrat hoti hai